Monday, September 21, 2009

An 11 year old sums up Bones (Harbingers in the Fountain)

Thanks, Jeannie, for sending this to me. Hart Hanson also mentioned this on his Twitter. It comes from the official Bones forums.

My 11 yr old cousin, promised her mom and me, she would watch Bones for us-we were complaining because we had class. Here is her recap, this was her first time watching, but she knows the main characters from her mom. Here goes-

Bones:Ms. Bones is pregnant but she and Mr. Booth aren't happy. She had a bad day, she was in a dark cave all by herself, she couldn't get anybody to stay in the cave with her. They were all too scared. A witch kept following her around trying to get her to play cards with her. Everytime the witch talked to her, Ms. Bones wanted to cry. She had a fight with this huge guy and Booth almost shot her, but lucky he missed. She was bleeding because the man almost cut off her arm.

Booth: Mr. Booth was homeless and sleeping on Ms. Bones sofa, but his mom must of got him a job, because he started working with her as a police. His mom didn't like it when Bones and the guy who looks like Uncle Craig (Jack) made fun of Booth being sick and kinda slow. She and M. Booth are close cause he got in her ugly car, it's a no name car and he didn't even try to hide so nobody could see him. He felt bad that he almost killed Bones, but she told him, he killed the bad guy and not Bones. She made him go home and change his shirt. He wore girl socks, probably because he's still kinda sick.

Angela: Angela had on a totally hot dress and boots.

Cam: Ms. Cam got scared because she thought Booth was sick again. But he's not, so she was okay.
The show was pretty sad.

Posted by tarayatre @ the BY

19 comments:

Jen said...

So funny. As much as I liked the epi I think I might have liked her version a little bit better.

Anonymous said...

ahhhhahahahahahh

this was the greatest thing I've ever read. she should review every eppy!!!

olivia said...

That is so awesome! Cracking up!

Turtle said...

That is what I love about our show - something for everyone. My daughter and I just watched the episode together and then I let her read this and we both just about died laughing.

Justin said...

"He almost shot her, but luckily he missed." LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

aww, thats cute
she should so review every ep!!
and i can totally see caroline being booths mum lol!!

Mandie said...

awesome! Love it! Can she recap every week?

Anonymous said...

Hart said in his twitter about this "It's my favourite recap in the history of television."

Anonymous said...

I agree with Hart,this is the best recap ever. I almost died laughing. I would love to know what Emily and David think about this.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ girl socks!!!

Anonymous said...

That is brilliant can we get one of these for all episodes no offense wendy love your reviews but that is just great. give the girl a gold star ( these are given to British school kids when they do something well)

leeloo said...

LMAO!!!!

i want more of that XD

Wendy said...

No offense taken :) Impossible to compete with this!

Shep said...

Best. Review. Ever!

I say we make her King of the Lab!

Anonymous said...

This is THE most adorable thing. I vote that Fox uses that review as an advertising campaign :D.

Wendy said...

Great idea Shep!

ba. said...

Amazing. She should be hired as a screenwriter along with the official ones...!!!

Jamie said...

This would be the most watched Bones video blog ever if they ever made one.

Anonymous said...

halirious. i spent most of the day after watching the ep telling about it to my friends who missed it but i coudn't have done a better. she should write a weekly uptadate on each ep

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